Humorous Quotes
I do not know the American gentleman, god forgive me for putting two such words together.
Charles Dickens
Humorous
I never did a day’s work in my life. It was all fun.
Thomas Edison
Humorous
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whisky.
Thomas Edison
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If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
Albert Einstein
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If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
Albert Einstein
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Perfection of means and confusion of ends seems to characterize our age.
Albert Einstein
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I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, and wear Reebok.
Shaquille O'Neal
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When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn’t play tennis. I heeded his advice carefully and could hardly wait until I reached 50 to start again.
Hugo Black
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Sports
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
Erma Bombeck
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Sports
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
Winston Churchill
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