Humorous Quotes

I owe my solitude to other people.

You can always count on Americans to do the right thing – after they’ve tried everything else.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught.

Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

You can’t blame gravity for falling in love.