I owe my solitude to other people.
Quote Tags: Humorous
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You can always count on Americans to do the right
You can always count on Americans to do the right thing – after they’ve tried everything else.
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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
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I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us.
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
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I am always ready to learn although I do not
I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught.
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Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your
Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.
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The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
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You can’t blame gravity for falling in love.
You can’t blame gravity for falling in love.